Stalker 6:15am Thursday February 2014 I was in my house at 20 royce road owerri, remember I used to be a gentle guy with cordial nature, I never hurt anybody but anita hurt me without looking back, and still haven't called nor text to explain what happened or even ask me how I go about my journey, # smh anita is mean. Now the story line changed, I got home, and from that 6:15 till 11:00 I was just sleeping, my neighbour who warned me against the trip were just contemplating if or not am back, and when, so I remain indoor till 11:00am, then I woke up, hunger began, am home now so that shouldn't be a problem, I quickly rush to kitchen cuz am living in a safe con. I 1st open 3packs of indomie noddels on fire, did I tell you earlier that I have big tummy? As I can eat alot? Well I work hard so I eat alot. Work hard, play hard, I wasn't sure 3 will be enough I made it 4, I was just cooking when my noisy neighbours discovered I was back home they came knocking, I dare not ignore them for any reason at all, so I opened the door for nnamdi and sopuru, nasco and sop as I nicknamed then are both students of IMSU(imo state university owerri) Here is the conversation that followed, Nasco: hey mr valentine(loverboi) what's up na, when you return na, Omo na that you indomie aroma na him tell us say you don return o. How far na, SOP: Omo you don go bleep EKO babe finish see you face as e dull, I sure say that babe no let you sleep all this 2days you comot, you go don pour all the akamu wey full your body finish untop EKO babe waist. I was just looking at them so numbed and shout of words, if at all they know what I have been through, I dare not narrate my ordeal to this guys cuz ma name will be sorry from the kind of laughter am gonna receive from both. Nasco: Omo dis one u dey mop us like dis na so the tin sweet you reach? Sop: leave am 1st mayb im no get strength to yan us latest now, no worry nasco make we chop indomie finish 1st den in go get strength talk, ME: guys abeg make I go check my food before e burn, SOP: oh Omo u still dey talk sef, I been dey tink say u don suddenly go deaf and dump. Nasco: guy chill 1st make in no vex say we no go follow chop that indomie wey I don dey chop here with ma nose, SOP: abi? Nasco: dey dia na, abi u get any other hope for choppings today, no be poor man u be, Sop: atleast I rich pass u na, u wey dey us cabin biscuit with cray fish do dinner wan come bring mouth for me wey dey use groundnut and pop corn do my own. They continued yabbing demselves sop and nasco can be very funny when ever they are hungry and can make me laugh ma lungs out each time dey yab demselves playfully and I enjoy dem, but they both are very intelligent and are rommates. So I left them and made ma way to the kitchen, I couldn't laugh cuz I had no strength to laugh, nasco and sop barely noticed cuz they wia hungry so they don't usually think straight wen they are hungry, So I did not bother so in d kitchen I added extra four packs of indomie to d already boiling four, after some minutes the food was ready, I was hearing dem still yabbing demselves playfully and laughing, still waiting for the food, I enjoy feeding dem cuz I understand their pliats, they always watch ma back and always stand by me, so I don't have any problem feeding them, atleast from the little time I felt hungry back there in lagos, I understood what hunger is all about. I brought the food in a big plate and add spoons went to the fridge and brought out chivita fruit juice and glasses nepa brought the light and I on my ac: then I realised am back to my crib. NASCO: Omo food don ready o, SOP: nedu the chairmo, onye nku, onye melite, edu Brazil, edu London, edu jamica. I was just quiet cuz me too I dey H. The room became cool and I on my home theater sound system and my metro cable TV we began eating, guys we all are hungry so come see rushing. No body wan carry last, we ate till the food was finished then we drank our juice and started watch football highlights on the cable while music was playing on the sound system. At around 2:00 sop and nasco have already eaten almost to stupor cuz the food was large and they ate with greed as per dey don't know when next they will jam another meal. Now their senses began to return. NASCO: ehe edu man, how far na, you never wan gist us wetin happen for you IJI love( love trip) Sop: na true sef, nedu, how far na yan us the latest, how u take bleep dat babd wey her baka be like nicki minaj own, nwa nne iriela uwa nuru o(u don enjoy dis world o) Then I manage to find my voice and said. ME: guys, una go promise me 1 tin: Nasco: guy wetin be dat Sop: anything for you chiarmo ME: una go promise me say una no go laugh me if I tell una wetin happen: Nasco: how we wan laugh we chairmo na, sop u go laugh? SOP: for where I dey mad I liv my laughing kite for house so I no fit use am now. Me: ok, as I entered bus down to eko!!!!...... ~~~~~~~~~~~ The boys where raving in serious anger and fury as I finished narrating my ordeal to them, I was expecting them blame me but reverse was the case, they took up the matter and promised me the girl will not go scot free, they swore with their lives that Anita must pay back. I taught at 1st that they were bluffing, probably because of over feeding but from the anger ranging from both of them and my confidence in them that they are capable of doing many things I just relaxed and was watching them. These guys can do there threats they are AYES GUYSgame men) Let me go back to work, you can't afford to miss any episode of this gist cuz it's gona change gear from now. See you after work. To be continued.....